ex-cess-An extreme or excessive amount or degree. Immoderate indulgence; intemperance in eating. drinking, etc.

bag-gage-Things that encumber one's freedom, progress, development,
or adaptability.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

A Long Time Gone

So it turns out that having a baby and trying to do something scheduled is a joke, well at least until they are old enough to nap. Ahhhhhh sweet sweet nap time where have you been all my child's life...........Well I guess I can't be to mad as your here now, thank frickin god!!!!

So on that note, of not being able to be mad, to you my most faithful readers I do ask that you not hold my absence against me as I was just doing what I do, being a mum. and how could you resist a face like this...

Lets get caught up. Hi I'm Laena an overweight, semi-new mum who's whole world has been taken over by someone else's schedule. It's like my mind and my body have been taken over by this foreign being, who feels the need to change everything I've ever been, including skinny! My sleep pattern has been changed, I now have very little to none. My eating habits have also changed, I now follow the "cold infusion diet," which includes such things as cold coffee, which I now drink allot of, cold toast or cereal, which is also cold. Lunch follows along the lines of the previous nights dinner, which most people call leftovers, eaten cold and usually while feeding the foreign being himself or doing various other motherly tasks. Side note- do not fold laundry while trying to consume lunch, or breakfast and dinner for that matter, the result will be more laundry which means more time doing more chores. Who needs lunch anyways, we are after all trying to lose weight. Dinner on the "Cold Infusion Diet" is usually fairly healthy, the husband, who usually has such "long and hard" days comes home expecting something for dinner. Mmmmm speaking of foreign beings taking over my body and committing me to things I don't want to do.......So I make something "fabulous" and then sit down to feed my little one, which is never as quick as you think its going to be, and then turn to eat my own meal. Which of course has gotten cold and which of course I'll have to share because nothing is no longer just mine. So there it is, the "Cold Infusion Diet," at least when the baby pulls on my coffee cup and spills it over the two of us, catastrophes are avoided, because of course it's cold!

Now, onto The Jeans. I have not given up on them, they are still here in plain sight, haunting me, however, they have moved back into my room, life went on even is the blog didn't. I will not fit them by the original due date, that is obvious. I am still however, working on it, yeah me!

Later I will get you caught up on all of my latest resolutions as well as my latest indulgences, and oh yes there have been many......

So, to sum it all up, I'M BACK.......

1 comment:

  1. YAY!!! I am SO happy that you're back!!! And you know what, you're going to be in those jeans before you know it!!! :) :) :)
    And the cold infusion diet sucks, but at least it's a lot better than the "just stuff whatever you can find in your face diet" which usually consists of VERY unhealthy items. We should team up and fight the bulge together xoxoxo